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document.write("<br>Drag Racers Say the darnedest things</font></b><p>")
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quotes[0] = "\"<b><b>After the third flip, I lost control\"............</b><br>Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975.";
quotes[1] = "\"<b>Everything was fine until I left and then I ran out of talent!\"............</b><br>Don Garlits after a red light in the final";
quotes[2] = "\"<b>Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!\"............</b><br>original author unknown, used by Gene Adams and Don Garlits among others";
quotes[3] = "\"<b>I've gone out to find myself. Should I get back before I return, please keep me here.\"<br>original author unknown";
quotes[4] = "\"<b>We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job\"............</b><br> \"T.C\". Tom Lemon's comment on the rigors of being a drag racing touring professional in the 'Golden Years' of drag racing";
quotes[5] = "\"<b>Women in the truck is bad luck\"............</b><br>Ed Donavan used to tell John Wiebe because if John had a lady friend along, then there wasn't room for Ed in the pickup!";
quotes[6] = "\"<b> Nope it wasn't helping me one bit and I didn't want to loose any teeth on it when it drove me into the wall, so I got rid of it\"............</b><br>From an old time northeast modified racer when asked after a crash if the steering wheel broke off on his ill handling race car after it comes flying out the window just before impact - courtesy of Jeff Howe";
quotes[7] = "\"<b>Dad, why did you redlight?\", \"Because the light was too slow\"............</b><br>Mike Dunn question to his father, Big Jim Dunn in 'Funny Car Summer' movie";
quotes[8] = "\"<b>Not bad for a coupe...\"............</b><br> Don Garlits after watching the first Funny Car in qualifying made a pass, slightly quicker and faster than he had just run. Courtesy Museum Dave Crain.";
quotes[9] = "\"<b>You could unwrap a Fudgesicle at the first light and never touch the brake lever till you threw away the stick\"............</b><br>Tom Hannah";
quotes[10] = "\"<b>See that helmet, It will fit your head too MOTHER ****ER!\"............Connie Kalitta to a strip owner with no lights at night after the finish line and insisting that Connie make a full pass in a match race. Courtesy of Roy Steffey.";
quotes[11] = "\"<b>Driver of genuine 'Kill yourself Kits' .... Seeks employment\"............</b><br>Olin Davis on looking for a ride in the late 50's. ";
quotes[12] = "\"<b>Rear Engine Dragsters are just a fad and front motor was the only way to go\"............</b><br> Floyd Head to Frank Huszar in 1971 when the old man tried to talk Floyd into building a RED instead of a FED. Courtesy of Gordon Leland.";
quotes[13] = "\"<b>Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story\"............</b><br> Bones Carroll on the fine art of telling a story.";
quotes[14] = "\"<b>Count to five and duck\"............</b><br>Said to Don Ewald by Fred Smith after they replaced a broken rod/piston with a counter weight on the crank to make a final round.";
quotes[15] = "\"<b> 'F--k the trophy, give me the check\"............</b><br>Jerry Ruth after winning the 1972 Winternationals.";
quotes[16] = "\"<b>It doesn't matter what they say about you as long as they spell your name right\"............</b><br>Tom McEwen 1967";
quotes[17] = "\"<b>There's no such thing as bad ink\"............</b><br>Tom McEwen 1968";
quotes[18] = "\"<b>I quit\"............</b><br>Don Prudhomme after the final round at the 1969 US Nationals when Nicoll's car was cut in half and passed in front of him";
quotes[19] = "\"<b> It's my car, I`ll pick it up by the front axle and use it as a wheel barrow to haul coal if I want to !\"............</b><br>A quote from Tommy Reese , owner and driver of the Brougher & Reese AA/FD, Pittsburgh Pa. 1964 to 1971. Everyone in the pits was always telling Tommy, \" You ought to do this or you ought to do that---Tommy would look them in the eye and say...";
quotes[20] = "\"<b>We haven't given up on these yet - there's some hope for a rear engine car\"............</b><br>Warren Welsh (driver of the 1957 built rear-engined 92\" w.b. Shoehorn)";
quotes[21] = "\"<b>You never get out of the trottle unless you see the timing tower\"............</b><br>Doger Glenn to Dale Thierer during Dale's last qualifying run for his drivers license at Maple Grove Dragway in 1970.";
quotes[22] = "\"<b>It needs to reach from the header flange to the end of the tube, or at least real close to it \"............</b><br>David Pace to Tom Barnhill when asked \" How long should the pipes on a set of zoomies be ?\"";
quotes[23] = "\"<b>I know that son-of-a-b***h is cheatin! Cause, I'm cheatin and he beat me\"............</b><br>Unknown from long ago.";
quotes[24] = "\"<b>At Lions one night, I was on a strong pass and about half track I saw a blower belt go past me, then about 3/4 down track, I saw another blower belt go by. Then as I pulled off the track I noticed I didn't have any front tires either\"............</b><br>Retired Top Fuel driver Walt Stevens.";
quotes[24] = "\"<b>Hell, If it was easy anybody could do it and it wouldn't be called Racing!\"............</b><br>This is what I tell most of the drivers who have had a bad run of luck or are paying their dues to become true racers. Bruce Pedretti/TopWop Chowchilla Chicken Chokers";
quotes[25] = "\"<b>When building engines I have found the piston to ground clearence to be ever so critical\"............</b><br>Geri Tarvin";
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